St. Kilda Baggie — Totebag

For those who came to Melbourne chasing the dream but ended up lost in St. Kilda, clutching this tote like it’s a life raft. Ethically made from naturally sourced 100% low density polyethylene (LDPE) and linear low density polyethylene (LLDPE) and canvas. Made in the UK, imported to Australia.

Disclaimer: Hallvard does not endorse, encourage, or promote the use of illegal substances. All references to such activities in our apparel or marketing are purely fictional or for artistic purposes.

AUD $350

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88 days of hell — Totebag

Miguél never wanted much—just to complete his working holiday visa, see some countryside, and maybe pick a few oranges. The job promised “farm work” and “hands-on experience,” but what he got was a dimly lit textile factory in the rural outskirt of Cairns. Made in Australia

AUD $32

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Guilt trip — Tee

Starting a dropshipping company is a precursor for male radicalization, but this one is Ethical & Eco-Conscious. Made in Australia, printed in China, sold in bulk at Fitzroy markets.

AUD $59

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